Sunday, June 21, 2015

Granada to Valencia to Barcelona June 20

June 20: I'm fighting against a big ugly red faced screaming mosquito (A.K.A. Marco the weak) that's screaming wake up but Allen the great (A.K.A. Me) wants to stay asleep so Allen the great and the big ugly red faced screaming mosquito keep on fighting until I rip off one of his wings when he's about to sting me with my super strong arm and squash him with my two pinkies like a puny bug but then I felt a piece of water fall on my pinkies and then I thought noooooooooooooooooooooooo I peed in my manly underwear and then everything went black and then I woke and then I noticed I hadn't peed in my manly under wear or in the bed I was sleeping in but I did have my pinkies in my ugly brother red eyes who was screaming wake up and then I said be quiet and he said no so then I pushed my pinkies futher up his eyes until he got quiet and I went back to sleep in peace. Then I woke up for real because really my brother had been screaming wake up and I had really told him to be quiet. Then I took a shower got changed and waited for my parents to finish getting dressed ; then we went to have breakfast which was horrible except for their hot chocolate. Then we got our bags and got out of there and put them in the car then my dad started driving to Valencia but then he got tired and fell asleep so my mom took over the wheel and she almost made me pass out because she's really bad at driving then she got under control and started driving a little better and turned on the radio and started listening to classical music then I wrote the best naretive any body has ever written Leaving U.S. June 15-17. Finally we got to Valencia with my mom's horrible driving parked in a tiny space went to look for food found food ate and then had a dessert in a little café I had a coffee which was horrible and two good breads. Then my brother got in the driving seat started driving towards  Barcelona but he drove fine the whole way there because he is really not that good at driving then he finally got us to the entrance of Barcelona and then our dad took over the wheel and entered  Barcelona. Then we drove around the city saw some buildings and parked then we walked saw some more buildings.  June 21: Then we got on a tour bus saw some more buildings then went looking for a hotel but couldn't find one until  3:47 AM. Then my brother wanted to wake up at 6:00 am because he had been sleeping most of the time we were looking for a hotel so then he started  complaining to our dad until our dad quieted him and told him to go sleep.



He's asleep right now while everybody else is awake that big ugly red faced screaming mosquito. I'm going to wake him up.






Asleep 




















Awake 


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